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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells ten tickles octopus joke in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play ren musical instrument in the world. He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him, calling him an idiot, etc. Octopus: [holding a gun in each hand] Cat: you're one short pal This joke may contain profanity.

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